The most interesting ideas are the use of Cialis and nitrous oxide gas. Yes, friends, inhaling laughing gas makes you go faster, jump higher, and so on. The point is that both operate as vascular dilators - they open up your blood vessels. Blood flows increase and bring more oxygen to those working muscles faster. The advantage of Cialis is that it stays in the body for longer - it’s not called the “weekend” pill for nothing. So the next time you see a runner coming down the street towards you covered in tattoos, popping pills and breathing from a gas canister, this is your next Olympian in training.

One of the world’s leading scientists in sports drugs, Dr Robin Parisotto, has gone on the record. It’s official news. Nowadays we have invented a lot of new applications to drugs World Anti-Doping agency can’t detect. We even can’t exclude the possibility that some athletes used these drugs on Olympic games. So what are these new techniques? Well, let’s start with the go-faster tattoos. I love these ideas. Researchers at the Deutsches Krebsforschungszentrum - the cancer research center in Germany - have shown that tattooing is sixteen times more effective than injections in delivering a drug into the body. So, you get the same effect with one-sixteenth of the dose and that makes the dose so much harder to detect.